- person: are you athletic?
- me: i run
- person: oh sweet
- me: *whispers* a blog.
And so it is I...
19. "I saw Jim talking to himself a few times today. What a loser, get a friend, loser."
if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
(via evaconlem)
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
(via 30mc)
it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
(via callmeyourhooligan)
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
(via 30mc)
