"Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed."
Me giving my friend relationship advice (via sexual-feelings)

Amen

(via reyna-anne)

(Source: dafunnyposts)



"Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being."
Tati-Ana Mercedes    (via sulfurum)

(Source: unpardeojitosnegros)

hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

icanrelateto:

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lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin


"Life is too short to spend it at war with yourself."
love-is-just-a-miserable-lie:

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t find Jon Hamm attractive.

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

(Source: expels)